Tuesday, 8 October 2013

Terms and Conditions

Offer exclusive.
Offer valid anytime
for as long as both parties comply.

Contractor not obliged to always be there
(but will be).

No implications of consent to intimacy
of a sexual nature included:
such consent may or may not be granted
as and when the need/your cock arises.

Movie choices to be mutual:
contractor reserves the right to final say.
Contractor reserves the right to anger
if you disrupt her sleep.

Breakfast in bed available on request:
in the event of rain we can stay in bed all day
and have lunch and dinner there too.

1 comment:

  1. I suspect you can guess my favorite line out of this one! I love it.

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