Thursday 12 September 2013

Stoya on How to Perform a Meathook

I hold my body in various contortions
on a spinning hoop
suspended from the ceiling.
I'm digging up basic knowledge of things like gravity
and momentum
in the attempt to provide an answer
other than, “I just do it. It just works.”
Even something as simple as walking
is said to involve two hundred muscles.
We aren't generally conscious of the process
of taking a step.

An audience that has athletes
or former dancers in it
can more easily tell what is actually a difficult manoeuver,
and they all notice
if you neglect to point a toe.
Their applause is the sound of people who have judged 
with a critical eye and found you acceptable,
not the sound of blind, unconditional love
from an audience that is purely there to be entertained.

They want to know how male performers keep their erections
and ejaculate on cue.
I want to know why people ask me this question
as I quite obviously do not have a penis.
They want to know the secret to enjoying having a dick in their butt.
I once again have no answers.
Either your body enjoys being anally penetrated
or it doesn't.
If your butthole likes having things in it,
go forth and enjoy.
If it doesn't,
then you should probably listen to your body
and leave your anus
to its main purpose of excreting waste.
If you're trying to placate
a boyfriend who won't stop nagging you
about fucking you
in the ass,
then he himself is an asshole, and I'd suggest
he go fuck himself.

While there definitely is value
in studying the science
behind the physical abilities of performers and athletes,
there's a certain beautiful magic
in the idea
that something about all those lights and eyeballs
pushes us
to just make it work.


(Source http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/stoya-on-the-will-to-perform)